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  • yabadaba
    07-23 09:52 AM
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  • vinay.shah73
    01-17 03:12 AM
    Both I and my wife had LUD update on Jan 9th. We got an RFE for her (but not me), asking for evidence regarding the bona fides of marriage. It will be great if you can share your experiences on RFE with us.

    Here is what USCIS specifically requested:
    1. Birth certificates of children
    2. Documents of joint ownership of property such as car title, house (grant deed or rental agreement), etc.
    3. Joint income tax returns
    4. Joint financial accounts such as bank statements
    5. Spousal insurance coverage such as health insurance and life insurance

    In my original application, I had submitted the marriage certificate (in English) from India. I can resubmit that.

    Things that I plan to submit:
    a) Marriage certificate from India.
    b) Joint US income tax returns for 2006.
    c) Joint bank statement.
    d) Kaiser health insurance for spouse.
    e) Joint credit card statements.

    We do not have kids. No car title or house on joint name. No rental agreement or utility bills on joint name. We do not have life insurance.

    Please let me know if these documents sound reasonable enough to convince USCIS. If there is anything else that I can provide, please do let me know.

    Thanks a lot!
    vinay.shah73@gmail.com

    PS: I filed I-485 in Jan 2007 under EB-1 in Nebraska Service Center. My I-140 was also approved in Jan 2007. This was not a concurrent filing. I filed I-485 after getting I-140 approved. Got finger-print, EAD, AP in April.




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  • ilikekilo
    04-22 02:06 PM
    Hi, This is my first post here and I need some guidance regarding new-H1 under FY2010 quota.

    --One of my friend told me about this company in Chicago who is doing H-1s and apparently the quota is not over yet. I am in India and

    --Is it advisable to get my H01 filed at this time?
    --What if the USCIS asks client letters? They said, the company will take care of it if that happens -- is that even legal to say that?
    --What is the probably the CAP will be met by that time they file my H-1 in the next 2 weeks? And am not sure if the attorney returns the money in that case.

    Please suggest. Thanks
    my 2 cents

    Please be mindful if you are applying from home thru' so called consultancies. I have seen (not heard) enough cases being abused...

    bottomline, dont fall for something if it sounds too good to be true. you dont want to become a statistic! good luck..

    last but not least, its really bad out here..so dont jump the ship just yet




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  • Dhundhun
    11-18 12:52 PM
    I have heard that your FP/biometrics does not have anything to with EAD.

    USCIS has its own guideline of issuing EAD within 90 days. Since there was heavy work load after July, they issued without FP. For the EADs issued without FP, they are re-issuing EAD with FP.:)



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  • suresh_la
    12-01 04:31 PM
    Hi Gurus

    Here is my senario

    I am in my 6th year of H1 which expires in Aug 2007.

    I have my Labor (PERM) and I140 aprroved from my current employer.

    I would like to tranfer my H1 to different employer .

    can we apply for tranfer and 3 year extension of h1 to new employer with approved current labor(PERM) and 140(approved)

    or should I need to tranfer my h1 forst and wait till FEB 2007 to apply my extension with approved labor(PERM) and 140 (approved ) from my current employer.

    I really need your advise on this issue.

    please help on this gurus.

    Thanks




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  • laborpains
    03-18 08:21 AM
    Isn't EAD for unrestricted employment as long as your primary job is similar to what was in the labor application?

    What if the one's priority date becomes current and USCIS asks for proof of employment? Wouldn't the application be denied?


    Hello,

    My 2-cents:

    1. Your EAD is for unrestricted employment till the AOS is resolved (so, it is not tied to your labor petition)

    2. Your AP is a travel document to allow you to travel while AOS is pending (again, not tied to employment)

    As such, for all legal purposes, you should be able to pursue education full time. However, any IO at entry post has authority to ask you questions beyond what is legally required, which many a times, includes 'are you still employed with the petitioner'.

    This is the tricky part... if the IO has good knowledge of the laws, he would let you in 'cause your petition is for the future job, but a wrong IO can twist and turn the laws to suit his/her point of view and land you in unnecessary trouble.

    However, in 99% of the cases, the trouble may mean a few more anxious hours at the port of entry and nothing more. Hope you are able to pursue your education, all the best! :)



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  • kondur_007
    10-13 03:09 PM
    Is it mandatory to wear business formal? I am going to get visa stamping with my wife, she is applying for H4.

    Thanks!

    I wore a T-shirt and Jeans; they did not ask me any questions.
    No need to be "formal"; especially if you are going for re-stamping or already living in US. When you go back to your home country, it is "vacation" for you and so you are normally going to be casual.
    Good Luck.




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  • desi3933
    02-18 06:39 PM
    If you could post some official documentation that would help rajesh1972

    If the child is under 2 years old, and is accompanied by LPR parent upon their first return to the U.S. of the parent who is applying to re-enter as LPR and the parent is admissible, then the child should be issued an I-181 upon his/her first entry as a lawful permanent resident.

    I-181 (Memorandum of Creation of Record of Lawful Permanent Residence)

    I will get official links for that. It is recommended that LPR parent has travel document that allows LPR to be outside US for upto 2 years and preserve green card status.


    **** Not a legal advise ***



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  • Pagal
    04-21 07:21 PM
    Hello,

    Welcome to Houston! There are many options for living ... though traditionally Indians have preferred Sugarland, other neighborhoods (e.g. Pearland, Katy) are nice as well ... my recommendation would be to rent an apartment in Riveroaks area first (very nice neighborhood) while you look around ...




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  • bank_king2003
    04-22 02:04 PM
    So basically you are saying you cannot sue the people responsible for greencard problem.

    I think the only option left is to either sue God or sue yourself for your bad luck.

    Sorry if i was not clear. i meant to say that for visa recapture one cant file a lawsuit against USCIS but one can definately file a lawsuit on USCIS for following things if at all we can prove it

    1) if quarterly soillover is a law and USCIS not doing it they are doing something against the law so we can file a lawsuit against it but again how can we prove that they are not doing quarterly spillover.

    2) If USCIS doesnt use full numbers assigned for Green Cards and waste them you can again sue them for that but will it be succesfull or not that has to be researched.

    3) That H1b employee - employer relation memo is a best example to file a lawsuit against them as there interpratation of the law was completely wrong but noone did it.



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  • knowDOL
    05-19 10:22 AM
    I agree with GCBy3000. You can't be so straight forward with your employer that you will not work with him after this contract, after all he is sponsoring your future permanent job in United States. That said, you can always act smart and leave company after 6 months filing of I485. Tell him that you will be with him and if your PD is current you should file your I140 and I485 both now. If you are not in good terms with him, there is every possibility that you lose everything you gained including your PD.

    If he is not wiling to file I485 even though your PD is current, talk to him and be in good terms with his so he files it, because it is worth it. PD current means a lot. Even if you I140 is approved and if you change company, you can keep the PD but only if he does not use that LC for some one else. Don't create an opening for him to make more money for your position replacing you.




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  • TeddyKoochu
    10-14 04:34 PM
    Spring 2010 (http://www.reginfo.gov/public/do/eAgendaViewRule?pubId=201004&RIN=1615-AB82)

    Sakthisagar & RSM144 many thanks for posting, the spring document has a target date of Oct 2010, I believe there is a chance of this happening sometime with the fee increase, they will have a fee for this. Hope this rule comes into play it is good news for us.



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  • chris
    02-11 11:44 PM
    Still pending ..

    Initially filed in Texas and transfered to Vermont .
    Assigned to officer more that 60 days ago. :confused:



    I've contacted the congressmen. There are 200 odd cases at NSC still lying unprocessed with earlier PD and RD (than mine) while the cutoff dates move forward for EB2-I. Are they going process all others before mine?
    With this some lucky ones will get out and other unlucky ones will complain to the congressmen. Movements without clearing up the earlier cases will cause more problems.
    Btw, Chris, what is your status?




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  • Rockford
    07-17 02:29 PM
    OK. Now we have this new thread about the "comment" made some anonymous user "south" made on a blog by siskind, and siskind himself is looking at IV for new updates. Man, give us a break. That comment was not made by siskind, but it was made by some user on his blog.

    Thanks, but keep moving.

    I have seen some credible comments in the past. You are right , Greg is looking to IV for updates on this , so I would not expect any authoritative news from him either. This comment seemed more real in the light of new AILA comments.

    BTW , I like your signature :)



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  • paskal
    12-25 03:29 PM
    Dear Friends,

    MN and mid western members are invited to a conference call on Tuesday Dec 26, 9pm Central as previously announced. Details are as follows:

    Dial-In #: 1-218-486-1300
    Bridge: 405416

    An iv core member will attend the call and will update us on current activities as well as help with planning chapter activities.
    We also hope that members from WI and IL among other states will be present to brief us about their call/meetings and planned activities.

    Please do try to attend the call.

    Thanks!




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  • Nikith77
    10-05 03:03 PM
    I was trying to open a brokerage account with Bank Of America (Merrill Lynch) which was denied as it does not recognize EAD.
    The web site clearly says that you should be a citizen or a green card to open an account

    Did anyone opened it recently.



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  • arjunpa
    10-07 12:28 PM
    Thank You all for the valuable inputs.

    I have an update.

    I received my H-1B approval for one year but my I-797 arrived without and I-94 and an attached letter quoting reasons for denial of my extension of stay. The following reason was quoted,

    H-1B status of the beneficiaty with previous petitioner is valid until March of 2010, but our records indicate that the petiotioner revoked H-1B on May 5 2009. This was followed by a new petition that was initiated by the current petitioner on June 26 2009, since there is a 71 day period between the last pay stub with prev. petitioner and the current application, the beneficiary has been denied an extension of stay.

    The notice also states that approved I-129 has been sent to Hyderabad Consulate upon request.

    Can someone provide some insight on how to proceed and what are the options? Is there a chance to obtain authorisation by re-entering through a POE? What does this mean to my future in the states. Please clarify.




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  • shana04
    07-21 11:37 PM
    http://infopass.uscis.gov/ .Please follow the instructions on the screen. Choose "You need information or other services " option.

    Wish you all the best.


    Thanks for the info




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  • vin13
    06-25 10:10 AM
    Colbert, Immigrant Farm Workers Challenge Pundits And Unemployed To 'Take Our Jobs' (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/24/colbert-immigrant-farm-wo_n_624875.html?ir=Politics)

    In a tongue-in-cheek call for immigration reform, farm workers are teaming up with comedian Stephen Colbert to challenge unemployed Americans: Come on, take our jobs.

    Farm workers are tired of being blamed by politicians and anti-immigrant activists for taking work that should go to Americans and dragging down the economy......

    So the group is encouraging the unemployed � and any Washington pundits or anti-immigrant activists who want to join them � to apply for the some of thousands of agricultural jobs being posted with state agencies as harvest season begins.

    All applicants need to do is fill out an online form under the banner "I want to be a farm worker" at , and experienced field hands will train them and connect them to farms. TAKEOURJOBS.ORG (http://www.takeourjobs.org)

    This is really a good one. It clears out some of the misconceptions among the general public.




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    spam
    01-04 12:08 AM
    Hi,

    I just joined this forum. It really looks neat for just 4 days of existence..

    In my view, we need to really differentiate this forum from lot others out their, the name of which I don't have to mention. One way of doing that would be making this an "action forum" than another information forum. As a starting point we should have clear vision and mission statements.

    Vision should be strong and action oriented. Not like "helping the immigrant community." I would propose " Inspiring/Organizing legal immigrants to realize/understand their rights and play their part in securing/achieving them.." or something like that.

    Mission statement should be the priorities (again actions/tasks/goals) per year, set in the beginning of every year..

    I propose the following for this year:

    1. Making sure Retro relief is put in and passed in the Immigration reform bill
    2. Identify and tie-up with at least 2 high power partners
    3. Some relief for people affected by FBI name check -- This could be long shot, but I am putting it anyway because it is close to my heart:-))
    4. Others..

    I will stop my onslaught and get ready to hear your good/bad comments..

    Thanks



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